adorabrawler | monika catch-all

It's a good distraction from the heavy weight of my guilt born of my regrets of causing everybody to die.

Oh, my god. Stop. I haven't stopped thinking about how we totally should've investigated more before we left...

Yeah! So, distraction time. You said you'd tell me.

[jiiiiiiii]

Fine. But you promise you won't tell anyone about this?

I won't. I promise!

[hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

after a beat, very quietly:]

It's, like, totally never going to happen. But, um... Netzach.

... Huh. I'm surprised by this.

He's sweet! [and her standards are so bad, the bar is underground.] What were you even expecting?

I dunno. I mean it's always Haru this and Haru that with you, so...

Ew, no. He's like... family to me, I guess.

Aw... Well, all right. Consider me satisfied. And now I know a valuable secret!

... I think I already feel the regret setting in.

Just keep it to yourself, okay? You promised.

I'm a girl of my word, Monika.

Alright...

[remember, she knows where you live... (they are homeless and living in ikea)]

Heh heh... All right, I'm gonna eat more cinnamon rolls!

[ she already had like five ]

You're gonna give yourself a stomach ache.

It's fine, I'll go puke on whoever decided to bring us here.

Good luck projectile vomiting all the way to them.

Don't underestimate me.

Underestimate you? Never. But I'll be impressed if you can fire that far.