adorabrawler | nicky d's catch all

[ brb swimming over ]

Ah...

[ she sympathizes with this creature ]

Even squirrels fall victim to takoyaki.

[ Lmao. He snorts as he watches the squirrel try to play hot potato with the octopus ball. ]

It's kinda dumb.

[ It chitters angrily at him though like he's done this on purpose, which just makes him vaguely annoyed again. Jesus Christ, these are cognisant squirrels. ]

[ pfft— ]

It's a unique kind of food that's always heated up to a billion degrees for some reason. Everyone burns their mouths on one.

[ Skill issue. ]

Think it'd be good with Tabasco. Could be hotter.

[ Those are two different kinds of hot he knows, he's playing around. ]

—Eugh. No thanks. Besides, it's good as it is!

[ WHAT DO YOU MEAN EUGH IT'S GOOD WITH HOT SAUCE ]

So judgmental these days. You know if you don't expand your palette early, you're gonna grow up into one picky as hell adult?

[ tabasco sauce on takoyaki sounds like the worst possible way you could defile the most perfect food ]

—Hey, I'm not picky. I like lots of things!

[ I'M FROM THE PLACE THAT MAKES TAKOYAKI AND KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT EXCELLENTLY MYSELF I AM THE PROFESSIONAL HERE AND I SAY IT'S GREAT ]

Yeah? How short's your dislike list?

[ fk u don't ruin takoyaki like this ]

I don't like raw fish.

[ I'm the expert, I know best. ]

Okay, well.

I guess I don't know what I'm supposed to say to that since I don't exactly have raw fish where I'm from.

[ nah. ignores you. ]

Heh heh heh... Checkmate.

[ Doesn't make handmade takoyaki for Anais. ]

No, not checkmate. Isn't your place full of water? Sounds like you're bein' picky.

[ wtf ]

Huh? No I'm not. There's a million other things I could eat instead.

Yeah yeah. Eat your balls before they get cold.

[ The ball that the squirrel dropped has seemingly gotten cooled enough for it to handle, as it immediately just stuffs it right into its cheek. ]