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[adorabrawler]

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[adorabrawler]

[ .... shrugs ]

I've seen worse.

[crucifer]

The hell kind of life you've been living, girl?

[ He's known orphans who have seen their parents die before their own eyes, but it still begets disbelief and shock every single time that any child has to be so jaded in this world. ]

[adorabrawler]

A normal one, it's just—things happened, that's all.

[crucifer]

Those things aren't convincing me it's normal anymore.

[ ...But if this child has seen murder, he'd rather not dredge that up. ]

...Wanna get more McDonalds?

[adorabrawler]

Sure. I think beef patties would stack better than chicken nuggets, anyway.

[crucifer]

I dunno if they're gonna let you have just their entire stock of beef patties and nothing else, but guess it doesn't hurt to ask.

[ They need someplace better than McDonalds, send help. ]

[adorabrawler]

Who's gonna complain? The manager?

[crucifer]

Yeah, actually.

And then maybe you'll get that heavy aura of "get the fuck out of my store" just like the Ikea.

Then none of us get to enjoy McDonalds anymore, less than we already do.

[adorabrawler]

I hope you realize that doesn't actually do anything to discourage me.

[crucifer]

Well, damn. We only have so many places to explore, you're just gonna take having one less acceptable place to hang out at?

[adorabrawler]

Maybe if another body ends up in there it'd mean I won't have to sit inside for nine hours again...

[crucifer]

Don't say that like it'd be a good thing.

[ It might be a good thing. As long as it isn't the body of anyone he cares about. ]

[adorabrawler]

Except it is a good thing.

[crucifer]

Missing the part about how there'll be a dead body?

[adorabrawler]

Okay, that's not the good part. But I'm trying to skip being there if it happens again.

[crucifer]

You think if you ask nicely enough, they'll let you sit one out?

Then again, little red shows up on time, so maybe you'll be expected to also.

[adorabrawler]

Maybe she wants to be there, I don't know!

[crucifer]

I'm just saying, prepare for the worst.

Maybe you can take a Blahaj with you and then sit in a corner.

[adorabrawler]

Good idea. At least then I could nap.

[crucifer]

All you need to do is physically be there and vote by the end of it, after all.

[adorabrawler]

[ sigh! ]

I suppose it's a compromise.

[crucifer]

Looks like we've reached some kind of agreement at least.

So you're fine, then.

[adorabrawler]

Still gotta make the burger tower, though.

[crucifer]

[ God. ]

Fine, go get your patties.

[adorabrawler]

You can't keep trying to oppress my creative endeavors like this.