kazuki catchall

[adorabrawler]

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[adorabrawler]

—Not that I did anything to warrant that! Like I said, we got blamed for a lot!

[teenrebellion]

Maybe you were just blamed for most of it. But knowing you, you probably tried to fight someone you shouldn't have a few times, too.

[adorabrawler]

I'm sure they deserved it.

[teenrebellion]

I'm pretty sure you'd say that about anyone you've fought, whether they deserve it or not.

[adorabrawler]

Aw, c'mon, I'm not a bully. I wouldn't hurt the innocent!

[teenrebellion]

You threaten me all the time, and I've never done anything to you.

[adorabrawler]

What? No I don't.

[ *citation needed ]

[teenrebellion]

You do it at least once like every time we talk.

[adorabrawler]

But we've... never actually fought.

Right.

[teenrebellion]

No, because I'm not going to let you even if you try.

[adorabrawler]

So it doesn't count!

[teenrebellion]

No, it does. I'm counting it.

[adorabrawler]

Nuh-uh, not until we're landing blows on each other.

[teenrebellion]

Nope. Still counts.

[adorabrawler]

Wow, whatever. I'm still not about hurting an innocent person!

[teenrebellion]

Then stop threatening people just for not getting healed.

[adorabrawler]

I don't do that either!

[ she says, because she does not remember ]

[teenrebellion]

You do. You spent half the weekend doing exactly that.

[ maybe not THAT much but still. ]

[adorabrawler]

I think you're making more things up to get a rise out of me.

[teenrebellion]

If I were, I'd come up with something that would annoy you more.

[adorabrawler]

Like...?

[teenrebellion]

Like how you got a really bad beehive-style hairdo at the salon that one time.

[adorabrawler]

[ She squints, thinking... ]

That doesn't sound right.

[teenrebellion]

Well, you'll just have to trust me. It was only a few weeks ago for me, after all. My memory isn't as bad as yours.

[adorabrawler]

Oh, okay, tell me how good your memory is after a century. Go on.