kazuki catchall

[adorabrawler]

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[adorabrawler]

Oh, come on. It'd be less creepy for you to turn into a rat or grow a third arm or whatever.

[teenrebellion]

I'm not interested in any of that, thanks.

[adorabrawler]

But you'd be a cute rat...

[teenrebellion]

Pass.

[adorabrawler]

Okay, then a dog? You seem like a dog guy.

[teenrebellion]

How about I just stay me, normal and uncursed?

[adorabrawler]

Okay, sure, you could. Oooor...

[teenrebellion]

No.

[adorabrawler]

Lame.

[teenrebellion]

If you want to go ahead and get yourself cursed, be my guest. But I'm not volunteering.

[adorabrawler]

No one would ever curse me. I'm just an innocent sixth grader.

[teenrebellion]

You'd probably deserve it for being a huge brat.

[adorabrawler]

You're the only one who thinks that.

[teenrebellion]

That you're a brat? No, that's statistically false.

[adorabrawler]

Yeah? Name one other person.

[teenrebellion]

Literally everyone here.

[adorabrawler]

Cop-out answer.

[teenrebellion]

Go ask around yourself if you want to know. I can't do all the work for you. Especially if you're so grown up.

[adorabrawler]

Yeah, yeah. I know I'm a delight—you just don't want to admit it.

[teenrebellion]

I'm never speaking to you again, actually.

[adorabrawler]

[ sorry not sorry but she just laughs. ]

[teenrebellion]

[ shoves her off the mushroom. ]

[adorabrawler]

—Waugh!

[ she goes tumbling off, bye ]

[teenrebellion]

[ now it's his turn to laugh like an asshole ]

[adorabrawler]

[ from the ground, where she has made an undignified landing: ]

I'm so going to chokeslam you for that one.